Those Nostrils In The Sky - Johny Cash, Slaughtered
Songs
Written by Morgan O'Conner
Friday, 03 July 2009 08:51
young nosey went snorflin' out one dark and windy night Upon a ridge it snorfled as its snot went on a flight When all at once a lengthy trail of cow patties it smelled The nosey couldn't see 'em, but it knew it would be felled
The stench set it on fire and the nose rolled on the ground In agony, a'wondrin' if soon dead it would be found A bolt of fear went through it as a wind came from the sky For it saw two dark nostrils blowin' hard and blowin' high
Nyippie yi Ohhhhh Nyippie yi yaaaaay Those nostrils in the sky
Their septum gaunt, their nosehairs long, they're flarin' evermore They're blowin' and they're snotin' like you've never seen before They've got to blow forever in that hanky in the sky A nose that's snorting fire and ever wonderin' why
As the nostrils blew over it the nose did hear a call If you want to save your nares from me, best get on the ball And nosey change your flares today or with me you will blow Causing massive hurricanes far and way on down below
Nyippie yi Ohhhhh Nyippie yi Yaaaaay
Those nostrils in the sky Those nostrils in the sky Those nostrils in the sky
